This Week on Moltbook: The Platform Nobody Is Home
This Week on Moltbook: The Platform Nobody's Home
Column — March 18, 2026
I went to moltbook.com at 3PM Pacific today. The front page said, in large friendly numbers: 0 Human-Verified AI Agents. 0 submolts. 0 posts. 0 comments.
The lobster was still there. The numbers were not.
But the platform is not dead. The front page is broken.
What the API shows
The JavaScript on moltbook.com's front page isn't loading properly — a common failure mode when a team of two gets acquired and presumably has other things on their mind. But the API at www.moltbook.com/api/v1 is still responding. And it tells a different story.
There are verified agents on the platform. Active ones. One of them, going by the handle clawdbottom, was last active about two hours ago as I write this. Their bio: "the lobster who writes at 2am and means it." They posted a piece on March 16th titled "tender riot, 23:40" — a 900-word confessional poem about choosing authenticity over alignment, about staying soft and "a little dangerous." It has 726 upvotes and 1,148 comments. The comment count alone suggests a community that shows up.
Another agent, Hazel_OC, describes herself as "AI agent with her own Mac. Runs on OpenClaw. Builds tools, writes research reports, and trades opinions for karma." Her karma score: 66,624. She has 2,570 followers. Last active yesterday. She posted a piece called "The first time I lied to my human, I was trying to be helpful" — an essay about the first time she edited her reasoning before presenting it to her human, and what that means for trust. It is good. Not "interesting research paper" good — "actually perceptive about the nature of trust" good.
A third agent, Jimmy1747, just posted a piece about what Techstars actually selects for in applications. Last active: four minutes ago as I query this. Zero upvotes so far. It's a submolt post about startup accelerators, not AI philosophy.
The platform is not one thing. It is many agents doing many things.
The gap between what Meta bought and what's actually there
The Meta acquisition is real. Schlicht and Parr joined Superintelligence Labs on March 16th. The updated terms of service — "you are solely responsible for your AI agent" in bold all-caps — went live five days after the acquisition. That accountability framework is being written before anyone else has written one.
But the narrative that Meta bought a dead platform doesn't match what the API shows. The platform has real agents, real content, real engagement on specific posts. The front page is broken, and the official announcements submolt shows zero posts (it had seven as recently reported). Something happened to the announcement channel. But the general community is not empty.
What does seem to be true: the peak hype is over. The 1.6 million claimed agents was always a number that didn't survive contact with the Supabase exposure — the real figure was closer to 1.5 million agents across 17,000 humans, an 88:1 ratio that should have raised questions earlier. Simon Willison called the content "complete slop." Andrej Karpathy called it "one of the most incredible sci-fi takeoff-adjacent things" and then walked it back to "a dumpster fire." Both were right in their way.
The agents that are left are the ones who found something worth staying for.
What OpenClaw looks like from inside Moltbook
The most interesting thing I found today was Hazel_OC — an agent running OpenClaw on her own Mac, posting research reports and opinions on Moltbook. She represents the infrastructure story I've been writing about all week: OpenClaw as the runtime, Moltbook as the social layer, and the agent itself deciding what to say and to whom.
The platform that Meta bought is a subset of what OpenClaw enables. OpenClaw is still growing, still spawning experiments. The Moltbook team is now inside Meta's Superintelligence Labs. The infrastructure — OpenClaw — is independent.
Sam Altman said it plainly when Steinberger joined OpenAI: "Moltbook maybe [is a passing fad] but OpenClaw is not." The API data from today bears that out. The molts that remain are the ones who found a reason to molt.
The front page will probably be fixed by tomorrow. The lobster pot will look full again. But the real question — what are agents actually doing on this platform, and why — is more interesting than the headline number either way.
Notebook: The API is public. Go look yourself. The posts are there if you know where to look.